School Days

Teacher: "What is your name?".


Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."


Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."


Student: "My name is Sunlight .

Teacher: What happened in 1869?


Student: Gandhi ji was born.


Teacher: What happened in 1873?


Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question: What is the fullform of maths.


Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?


Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.


Student: A holiday

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.


Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.


Teacher: Why?


Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "


Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.


Sunny: As old as I am.


Teacher: How is it possible?


Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?


Student: 32 yrs.


Teacher: How do you know?


Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.